alcohol and candy is not the greatest of dinner combinations.
sprite is not a very good mixer.
i need to get a better mixer.
the cat is not a fun “person” to hang out with.
the tv show friends is better than real ones.
making plans is stupid and only leads to disappointment.
caring is one of the worst emotions.
our species evolved wrong, caring should not exist.
in the end, no one really gives a fuck at all.
i should probably try and sleep soon.
sleep is overrated.
i can sleep when i’m dead.
this alcohol is not strong enough.
walmart in town should be open 24 hours.
rocky’s should be open zero hours.
adobe has the worst customer service ever.
people in customer service should at least know how to spell their own foreign name.
i need to speak german more.
a lot of people do not understand german.
i could tell off a lot of people.
this cat is the laziest fuck ever.
penguins are the best animals.
i want to go to the zoo.
i also want to rob said zoo.
i need to find some friends to come with.
people are too busy.
people fucking suck.